I guess I'm a fukkin pussy

[The 80's Man]

Cuda- there are only SLIGHT goth hints. She has bigass earrings, REALLY DARK short hair, and kind of pale-ass skin. she sports whackyass jeans that are rolled up at the bottom and some freaky black high top shoes. Her eyes almost have that sunken goth look. She looks like the type who would pierce her lip after one shot of vodka, and she HAS to have her navel pierced.
Go ahead- lay into me. What's the worst case scenario? I can handle it....
her friend looks almost liker her, but younger and with sandy blonde hair (same nasty haircut). That one wears glasses and looks like a BITCH.
Maybe I should go to Staples and try for that short German chick with the flat chest.
She's been working there for several months and when I first met here there she seemed to have a good attitude. THen I saw her recently and she looked bitter and pissed from months of dealing with piss-ant customers. Maybe she just needs some G-Dawg Dikk.
I think she's in high school though

[Cuda]

80's Man, worst case involves losing your dick. They've been known to stick razor blades up their cooches (like the whores used to do in Vietnam) And if that doesn't work, they'll give you a hummer and just as you're about to drop your load, out comes the razor blade & slash, slash, slash- just like a Friday the 13th Movie.

Then they usually drink the blood

[The 80's Man]

so you're saying I should go for the flat-tittied German chick

[Python]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cuda:

Then they usually drink the blood</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

So you're saying they swallow. Cool.

BTW, did Viatnamese hookers really do that? I've never heard that before.

[Bacefelice]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The 80's Man:
so you're saying I should go for the flat-tittied German chick</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
What is this? Some fucking Choose-You-Own-Adventure Troll?

If Jared should nail the kraut, go to page 64. If Jared should go into dark cellar, go to page 138.

[Bill-DC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The 80's Man:
so you're saying I should go for the flat-tittied German chick</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

We could double date. I'll bring Sara the French chick and the two Euros babes can smoke, talk about all things Euro and we can slam sauce and check out other chicks in the meantime.

Bill-DC

[Panama Red]

After a few brews, no lady is too ugly with your schlong in her mouth.

PR

[Mr. Dingleberry]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The 80's Man:


I dry-fukked her, scooted my ass out that night, and called her back a couple days later and left a message. SHe never called me back and hopefully she never told Gooch what happened. </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Translation: I snuck into an open Motel 6 room next to my trailer park. Dry humped someones pillow until I dropped my gravy in it. Snuck back out and never got caught. Scoreboard me.

Fuck off, shitbag.

[Bill-DC]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by The 80's Man:


Not in this case, but it's been done before (on my trip to see the hottie eye doctor). In this case, I'm actually asking for guidance.
I like Bill's idea. The only problem is that I'd get jealous while checking out Sara's breasts.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

We could get the two Euro chicks really drunk and maybe they would go down on one another.

Bill-DC

[Steve Perry]

GO back to that place soon. She or someone more skanky could be there.